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Blogi aloitettu: 12.9.2009
Blogimerkintöjä: 3 kpl

• übermielenkiintoista13.10.2009 klo 19:47

  -Ilmaisu "O.K" tulee American sisällissodan ajalta jolloin sotilaiden palatessa taistelusta ilman kaatuneita kirjoitettiin taululle "0 Killed". 
  
  -Torakka voi elää 9 päivää ilman päätään. Se kuolee vain koska ei voi enää syödä.
  
  -Vuonna 1992 Pikku Kakkosen leikkipuiston avajaisissa jaettiin ilmapalloja, joissa luki 'Kakkonen on rento'.
  
  -Jochen Rindtin leski Nina Rindt oli ensimmäinen suomalainen, joka vastaanotti Formula 1 -sarjan maailmanmestaruuspokaalin.
  
  -Maailman pisin joki on Amazon eikä monissa lähteissä täysin virheellisesti mainittu Niili
  
  -Sana helsinki tarkoittaa suomalaisessa kansanperinteessä samaa kuin hiisi. Peräpohjolassa sanonta "painu helsinkiin" on tarkoittanut samaa kuin "painu hiiteen".
  
  -Matelijat ja linnut eivät pissaa.
  
  -Fyysikko Stephen Hawkingin laskujen mukaan todennäköisyys sille, että joku ihminen pystyy matkaamaan ajassa taaksepäin ja tappamaan oman isoisänsä on yhden suhde lukuun, joka on kymmenen potenssiin miljoona triljoonaa triljoonaa triljoonaa
  
  -Unikeko on pieni nisäkäs, joka nukkuu noin 20 tuntia vuorokaudessa.
  
  -Nykyisen suhteellisuusteorian mukaisesti maan vuosi on noin 0,177 sekuntia pidempi kuin Marsin vuosi. Jos astronautti viettäisi Marsissa 50 vuotta, olisi hän melkein yhdeksän sekuntia vanhempi kuin saman ajan Maassa eläneet ihmiset. 
  
  -Suomen ensimmäinen poliisikoira oli nimeltään "Hektor von der Volmeburg".
  
  -Punaviini tehdään kuorellisista viinirypäleistä, valkoviini kuorettomista
  
  -Merimakkarat voivat puolustautua vihollisia vastaan syöksemällä sisäelimensä ulos peräaukostaan.
  
  -Filosofi Empedokleen kerrotaan kuolleen, kun hän hyppäsi tulivuoren kraateriin todistaakseen olevansa jumala

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• oasis - sad song1.10.2009 klo 19:37

  Sing a sad song
  In a lonely place
  Try to put a word in for me
  It's been so long
  Since I found this place
  You better put in two or three
  We as people, are just walking 'round
  Our heads are firmly fixed in the ground
  What we don't see
  Well it can't be real
  What we don't touch we cannot feel
  
  Where we're living in this town
  The sun is coming up and it's going down
  But it's all just the same at the end of the day
  And we cheat and we lie
  Nobody says it's wrong
  So we don't ask why
  Cause it's all just the same at the end of the day
  We're throwing it all away
  We're throwing it all away
  We're throwing it all away at the end of the day
  
  If you need it
  Something I can give
  I know I'd help you if I can
  If you're honest and you say that you did
  You know that I would give you my hand
  Or a sad song
  In a lonely place
  I'll try to put a word in for you
  Need a shoulder? well if that's the case
  You know there's nothing I wouldn't do
  
  Where we're living in this town
  The sun is coming up and it's going down
  But it's all just the same at the end of the day
  When we cheat and we lie
  Nobody says it's wrong
  So we don't ask why
  Cause it's all just the same at the end of the day
  
  Don't throw it all away (4x)
  Throwing it all away (3x)
  
  Throwing it all away
  Throwing it all away
  You're throwing it all away at the end of the day

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• things to do in elevator12.9.2009 klo 18:52

  1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
  shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
  2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
  for more.
  3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
  4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what
  floor your on.
  5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let
  the doors close, and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
  6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,
  “That’s mine!”
  7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
  8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they
  have an appointment.
  9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
  10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they
  can hear ticking.
  11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
  exits with the passengers.
  12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
  13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
  14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic,
  they open again!”
  15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
  16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
  17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
  18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up,
  all of you, just shut up!”
  19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got
  enough air in there?”
  20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
  getting off.
  21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your
  one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
  22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
  23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
  24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
  25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have
  new socks on”.
  26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
  passengers, “This is MY personal space!”

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