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• Weird Al Yankovic - Canadian Idiot11.10.2009 klo 19:30

  Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
  Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
  And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
  I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
  
  They all live on donuts and moose meat
  And they leave the house without packin' heat
  Never even bring their guns to the mall
  And you know what else is too funny
  Their stupid monopoly money
  Can't take 'em seriously at all
  
  Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
  They treat curling just like it's a real sport
  They think their silly accent is so cute
  Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
  
  Sure they got their national health care
  Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
  Then again well they got Celine Dion
  Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
  And dreaming of driving a Zamboni
  All over Saskatchewan
  
  Din't want to be a Canadian idiot
  Won't fiigure out the temperature in Celsius
  See the map they're hovering right over us
  Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous
  
  Always hear the same kind of story
  Break their nose and they'll just say sorry
  Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
  It's gotta mean their all up to something
  So quick before they see it coming
  Time for a preemptive strike

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